Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Safety Dance!

So I decided that from now on, I'm going to make the title of every post the name of a song haha. "Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats= my favorite music video ever!! hahahaha

Can we please watch LOTR?? I haven't seen them in so long! I want to reread the books. I'm having withdrawals!! haha. Do you know what LOTR withdrawals look like?? weird, that's what.
example 1:
Jessica is walking to class, sees some crows and runs to hide in the bush yelling.
example 2:
Jessica gets random cravings for elvish lembas bread.
example 3:
Jessica waves bye to a friend and says "namarie" accidentally.
example 4:
Jessica over-uses the adjective "precious" to describe things she likes.
example 5:
Jessica eats 2nd breakfast.

you get the picture. and none of this actually happened except examples 2 and 4 haha. The others I've just thought of doing lol. Sometimes I'll complete example 5 (when I wake up at 11 haha)

So I hope that picture of possums eating your TA I drew made you feel better, it made me feel better and I don't have problems with any of TAs haha, possums just always make me laugh, so weird.
possums..... homestar runner I miss you!! lol. those were the good old days!

So, I realized, I had a latte at breakfast and a big coffee at 4pm with four packets of sugar in it, because I was like, coffee will make me stay awake right? It will help me so I can finish my homework. Oh, I was awake alright, but the homework part not so much. I spazzed out and did everything but my homework. I couldn't focus on anything and still can't so that's why I'm blogging lol. I did some French but I mostly went on facebook and watched Flight of the Conchords and listened to Demitri Martin lol.

What else happened today... hm.
Nothing too exciting. Just me on the verge of falling asleep all day. Oh, and there is a guy who is on a hunger strike across from my dorm and he and this girl beat a drum all day. I don't care what they do, and I'm not sure what they're protesting exactly, but if they continue to beat that drum next week while I'm studying for finals, so help me, I will go over there, shove my knee through the drum and throw sandwiches at them!! It's sooo annoying! Can't they protest quietly? What happened to silent protests?? Its a really obnoxious drum with a beat that sounds like water dripping into an empty plastic bucket and its extremely irritating. I guess its better than the budget cut protests though, that was at like 8 in the morning, and I would wake up to some crazy lady screaming into a megaphone cheesy protest slogans and singing "we are the titans" but with their own words lol.
Which reminds me of a funny story, I don't remember if I told you (and I probably did because I always tell stories multiple times as you well know) but at the beginning of the year, before I quit crew, there were budget cut protests and we saw the news people out there at 5 in the morning, which was our practice time, and they were like, "are you guys here for the protests?!" with cameras and stuff, and we were like, "um, no, we're lightweight crew, and we have practice now.." they looked very disappointed lol. Who protests at 5 in the morning? We should have told them we were the protesters, then I could have been on the news :) it would have gone something like:
"I've been here all night! And fought off thousands of crazy homeless people just to protest the budget cuts!! aaaaaahhhhh!!! (foam at the mouth)"
and then the news person would have been like, "what do you think we should do about the cuts?"
and I would say, "Not have them!! No money! No education! save us!! we're all going to die and the world is ending!! FREEEDOM!! FREEDOM!!" and ran screaming into krober fountain.
haha okay so the protesters aren't thaaat dramatic, but still it would have been funny. I have to say I did not participate in the protests. I don't think me missing class helps anything, unless I fail out because I didn't go to class, then I would never have to pay tuition! Its also fun to read their signs because they all say different stuff, and none of it makes sense :)

aaannnyyways, I guess I should go to sleep now, hopefully I'll have good dreams, I haven't remembered a dream in a while, I usually remember them a lot. If I remember my dream maybe I'll blog it :)

Night night
lasto mae

-Jess

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